Only if the Cat is a Starving Vampire

Crazy woman: Puh-scuse me! Puh-scuse me! Where your pussy products at?
Pharmacist guy: What?
Crazy woman: I said, where your pussy products at?
Pharmacist guy: Um, do you mean cat food?

–Duane Reade, 51st & 8th

Overheard by: Jennifer Farmwald