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Oooh, a Lawyer…

Drunk girl in Rangers jersey: You guys won't guess how old I am. (hands her ID to drunk guy)
Drunk guy: Well, you're legal… But you're not legal to drink.

–Metro-North Rail

  • Posted on July 18, 2010
  • Age/Aging, Compare/Contrast, Drinking & Drunk People, Drunks, Sex, Trains Not Subway
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