Drunk man on pay phone: What are you doing? … You weren’t waiting for me to call, motherfucker! You were not! You motherfucker…
–106th & 2nd
Seven-year-old girl on cell: I’ve been getting hundreds of calls today.
–95th & Broadway
Chick on cell: Oh, and happy birthday, to your face. Well, your phone-face.
–12th & 2nd
Angry lady on cell: You have a Sprint phone? You son of a bitch!
–11th & 3rd
JAP on cell: The iPhone makes you look fat? You’re crazy… It really does?
–Duane Reade, 28th & Park
