Cokehead to small dog: You piss me off.
–St Marks Place
Overheard by: Murray
Woman to her dog: What the hell are you doing?
–Fairway Market, W 74th & Broadway
Overheard by: Megan Ingraham
Little boy to pigeon walking behind him: Stop it!
–Columbus Circle
Overheard by: Will
Creepy old guy to dog: Yeah, yeah. Smell me. Smell me.
–Stairwell of apartment building, W 105th St
Overheard by: inge
Man to his dog butt-sniffing dog: Don’t do that! I told you not to do that! This is why you don’t have any friends!
–117th St & 5th Ave
Overheard by: robin b
Woman to yapping pooch: Shakespeare, we’ve talked about this!
–72nd St & York
WASP to dog: You’re not going to get cheese on your fries if you don’t stop misbehaving right now!
–Shake Shack, 23rd St & Madison
Overheard by: Matt C
