Hipster girl: I don’t want to do that to my vagina! I want my vagina to smell like va-gi-na! Who would do that to their vagina?
–St. Mark’s Place
Overheard by: Edward Dandelions
Crazy ranting dreddy guy: Respect the vagina!
–St. Marks & 2nd
Hipster Girl: After sex with him, I like, hydrogen peroxided my vagina.
–1st Ave & 9th St
Angry man on cell: No, we weren’t fighting last night, I ate your pussy!
–C Train
Overheard by: Ada
Girl: So he was like, ‘How was your vacation’ and I was like, ‘My vagina’s sore.’
–Coffee Shop, Union Square
Guy on cell: Put your head between your legs and suck your twat.
–19th St
Overheard by: Gross
Boyfriend to girlfriend: Wait, that’s the vajayjay?
–Bodies Exhibit, South Street Seaport
