Man boarding bus to driver: You better not go flippin’ this bitch over!
–Fung Wah Bus, Chinatown
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Young mom: No! I will sit down! You’re a kid, you don’t even have to pay to ride the bus. I did, so I’m sitting! Move!
–M60 Bus
Bus driver: Everyone get on the bus, I got a schedule. For those of you sneaking on in the back, can you at least do it fast? I’ve got places to be.
–B45 Bus
Overheard by: Robin M.
Driver of a Chinatown bus : Does anyone know how to get out of the city?
–Broadway