Elderly security guard #1: You got plans this weekend?
Elderly security guard #2: Nah, man.
Elderly security guard #1: Oh, I know what you got planned!
Elderly security guard #2: Nothin’, man. I’m gonna be sleepin’.
Elderly security guard #1: Sleepin’ like a pervert!
–7th Ave b/w 37th & 38th
Overheard by: Julia H.
