Fat chick to fatter chick: You know, I just can’t eat as much as I used to.
–Cold Stone Creamery, W 42nd St
Overheard by: Kilroy
Big lady: Sit? Nah, I’m fine standin’. These people have been workin’ hard all day, they don’t need no big fat lady sittin’ next to them. If some big fat lady sat next to me, I’d be mad as a bitch.
–F train
Overheard by: Alex And Ra
Queer to another: Honey, with all the food you’ve been eating recently you don’t even need a coat.
–20th & 8th, Chelsea
Dude: I’m too fat to be seen with her.
–C train, between 23rd & 34th
Overheard by: bwarren.com
Father to 10-year-old son: She likes ziti, french fries, pizza, and cake? Do you know what she’s going to be in high school? Fat. Never date a girl that likes to eat more than two things. First rule in life.
–Gennaro restaurant
Overheard by: Aislinn
