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Remember When I Pulled a Nutcracker on My Boyfriend?

Woman #1: Girl, you best shut yo’ mouf!
Woman #2: If y’all don’t shut it imma beat yo’ ass with one of these ballerina pumps!

–W 61st St

  • Posted on December 2, 2017
  • Advice, Default, Kick, Offers and requests, Threats, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center, Women
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