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Sadly, He’s Packing a Puck

Guy #1: Oh man, Alexa is so hot. Sucks that she has a boyfriend.
Guy #2: Dude, how many times do I have to tell you? Just because there is a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score.

–42nd & 8th

  • Posted on August 7, 2014
  • Advice, Friends, Infidelity, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Names, Sex, Sports
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