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Santa Finally Goes Legit

Asian kid: Why did you decide to start driving now?
Middle-aged thug: I drive trucks. Now it’s just time to tell the government.

–DMV, Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn

  • Posted on October 28, 2020
  • Asians, Brooklyn, Government, Teens, Thugs, Travel
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