Man on cell: I didn’t have time to talk to her, but I had enough time to show her my balls.
–LIRR
Overheard by: Meagan Chen
Chick: Dude, that sucks balls. Wait, no, that sucks placentas.
–72nd & 5th
Frat boy yelling from taxi: Show us your balls!
–West Village
Little boy slamming G.I. Joe onto sidewalk: Kiss my ball sack, bitch!
–3rd Ave
Overheard by: AdHoculi
Chick: So, really, what does happen when you put ice on a guy’s balls?
–18th & Park
Banker: I want to get some coffee to dip my balls in. Then I’ll let you drink it. That’s how much I like you. I’d let you drink my ball coffee.
–21st floor, Wall St firm
