Seminiferous Wednesday One-Liners

Man on cell: I didn’t have time to talk to her, but I had enough time to show her my balls.


Overheard by: Meagan Chen

Chick: Dude, that sucks balls. Wait, no, that sucks placentas.

–72nd & 5th

Frat boy yelling from taxi: Show us your balls!

–West Village

Little boy slamming G.I. Joe onto sidewalk: Kiss my ball sack, bitch!

–3rd Ave

Overheard by: AdHoculi

Chick: So, really, what does happen when you put ice on a guy’s balls?

–18th & Park

Banker: I want to get some coffee to dip my balls in. Then I’ll let you drink it. That’s how much I like you. I’d let you drink my ball coffee.

–21st floor, Wall St firm