UES lady: Over here it gets cold when it snows.
–71st & Madison
Man: It must be nice to have an umbrella that has some character.
–W 60th
Little boy, looking up at overcast sky: Daddy, I know it’s going to rain, because I’m burning.
–116th & Broadway
Overheard by: Chelsea
Lady pushing through crowd exiting during torrential rainstorm: Come on, people, it’s only water! Half of you could do with a fucking shower anyway!
–Police concert, Madison Square Garden
Overheard by: Dominick
Suit: No joke, that’s her real name? I thought only strippers and porn stars were named for seasons and weather conditions.
–28th & Park
