Wednesday Will Be Cloudy with Intermittent One-Liners

UES lady: Over here it gets cold when it snows.

–71st & Madison

Man: It must be nice to have an umbrella that has some character.

–W 60th

Little boy, looking up at overcast sky: Daddy, I know it’s going to rain, because I’m burning.

–116th & Broadway

Overheard by: Chelsea

Lady pushing through crowd exiting during torrential rainstorm: Come on, people, it’s only water! Half of you could do with a fucking shower anyway!

–Police concert, Madison Square Garden

Overheard by: Dominick

Suit: No joke, that’s her real name? I thought only strippers and porn stars were named for seasons and weather conditions.

–28th & Park