Bimbette on cell: Well, I really need to go to Linens ‘n’ Things today, because when I move into my new apartment I’m going to need tons of, like, linens… ‘n’ things. Oh my god, that’s so weird!
–Outside Bed, Bath & Beyond, 19th & 6th
Mini thug: Yo, my mother is weird, son. All we be having is fruits and shit in our house — like we Jewish or somethin’.
–Chelsea Market
Overheard by: tiffb
Large black lady: You must have to look weird to work in this store… I haven’t seen a normal-looking person since we got here.
–GameStop, 33rd & Broadway
Overheard by: Toria
Queer: Being gay is sooo weird.
–F train
Girl to friend: Making out with my brother was the weirdest thing of my life.
–79th St Crosstown Bus
