Girl to friend: It’s like that saying, you know? ‘The pot calling the kettle a slut.’
–W 63rd St
Overheard by: JustVisiting
Woman to table of people: … Although I’m pretty sure it says ‘slut’ in my medical file…
–Rolf’s, 22nd & 3rd
Overheard by: Ladle
JAP: You can’t put a price on casual sex.
–110th & Broadway
Female employee on break, to man: I’m what’s called a nymphomaniac. I’ll do it anywhere — on the bus, the train, in the bathroom, in Chick-Fil-A…
–NYU dining hall
Chick on cell: So yeah — now I have to see this guy on Monday and work with him. I never work with him, but the minute I bone him, now I get to work with him. It’s like the walk of shame drawn out for days… Hey, I can’t help it if this keeps happening to me… I guess I need to not get drunk and screw my coworkers.
–89th & Columbus
Overheard by: Lala
College girl to friends: I guess you could say it was a friends with benefits sort of thing, except that we only slept together.
–Columbus Circle subway exit
Overheard by: confused by the definition
