Dude: You really are a nice guy, and it’s a good thing you’re such a nice guy, because if you weren’t, you’d totally be an asshole.
–Lobby of Le Parker Meridien
Overheard by: Rose Fox
Girl: Oh my god, she’s so nice. She’s a chiropractor and a stripper!
–F train stop, Park Slope
Guy on cell: Yeah, it was nice. I had a real nice time… Yup, she was cremated.
–Lower East Side
Overheard by: kdice
Guy on cell: I know! I know! It’s like getting laid! It’s like getting laid! I mean, like, you’re having a nice dinner, you have a nice wine, but like, is she gonna drop her skirt? You can’t tell yet if she’s gonna drop her skirt!
–Outside Grand Central
Overheard by: Sarah
20-ish girl to friend: Thank you! You’re such a nice person. Except when you’re hungry.
–23rd & 7th
