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So What’s Your Secret?

Very fat guy: I’ve gained about 20 pounds since the last time you saw me.
Skinny guy: Yeah, I’d like to talk to you about that. When we’re not on the subway, though, okay?

–2 train

  • Posted on June 9, 2006
  • Etiquette, Fashion, Health and Hygiene, On the Subway, Sports
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