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Sounds Like Someone’s Never Been in a Time Machine

Teen boy #1: Yo, this horseshit on the street? That’s so ghetto, man.
Teen boy #2: You fuckin’ dumbass. Ain’t no horses in the ghetto.

–14th & 6th

  • Posted on June 3, 2015
  • Animals & Nature, Money & Class, Poop, Street, Teens, The Village
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