She Says I Have to Stop Doing That at Parties

Girl #1: Cause our school gets to have three day field trips, but my mom never lets me go cause she’s afraid I’ll get raped, robbed, killed, or something like that. It’s so unfair!
Girl #2: You tell her, “mom! I’m grown up! Look at my breasts!”

–49th St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Potato