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That's What His Good Friends Call Him

Douchebag, pointing to his iTunes: Look see, I listen to classical music too! I have “Greensleeves” by Mozart!
Friend: You spelled “Mozart” “Motzart.”

–8th & University

  • Posted on October 10, 2021
  • Arts & Letters, Assholes, Friends, Names, Stupidity, The Village
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