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That's Why We're Here

Student, reading incorrectly from The Scarlet Letter: “Gorgeous luxuriance of fantasy…”
English teacher: “Fancy.”
Student: “Fancy.” I can't read.
English teacher: I know.

–English Class, Bronx HS of Science

Overheard by: Lillian

  • Posted on March 29, 2009
  • Books & Writing, Bronx Science, Comebacks, School and studying, Students, Teachers/Professors, The Bronx, Words
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