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The Cops Are Always Looking for Hot Tips

Guy #1: So she painted her nipples red.
Guy #2: Why?
Guy #1: I dunno, I guess it looks good on the police report.

–Pratt

  • Posted on November 15, 2005
  • College, Cops, Guys, Nipples, Weirdness
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