The Correct Term is “Nurse”

Doctor guy: What brings you here today?
Woman: You’re not wearing ID. Are you a doctor?
Doctor guy: Oh, I’m sorry, I left it at the computer.

He goes to get it.

Man: What didja do that for?
Woman: How do you know he’s really a doctor? He could be a homosexual.

–Coney Island Hospital

Overheard by: Iris Kalashnikova