Mom to obnoxious child: You need group therapy!
–7 train
Overheard by: Curly
Hipster chick: So, Therapist Rick came over last night and took the kids out for a walk. They had sore bums when they came back, but otherwise they were okay…
–92nd & Broadway
Overheard by: Ken
Little girl to dad: Last year in third grade I was really depressed!
–80th St, between Broadway & Amsterdam
Overheard by: Maif
20-ish lady on cell: Yeah, so I found out he’s a born-again Christian, which was kind of a turn-off because I never got into fundamentalist kink. But my therapist told me to try something new, so I think I’m going to fuck him anyway.
–Penn Station
Overheard by: Josephine
Old man: My psychiatrist told me two important things: one, never trust foreigners; two, don’t ever waste an erection, even if you’re alone.
–Restroom, York Theater
Girl on cell: No way! I totally hate my therapist, too!
–89th & 1st
Overheard by: Marisa
