Lady to dude: The problem with being an idealist is that everyone else in the world is stupid.
–Housing Works bookstore
Loud broad on cell: You’re such an idiot! How could you be such an idiot?! That is idiotic… I can’t believe you are that much of an idiot… [Continues for minutes, then] Fine, Mom! I’ll speak to you soon.
–Train from Stamford
Father to small son: … And then for dessert we can have one of your stupid jokes.
–Lafayette & Bleecker
Overheard by: good luck in therapy, kid
Ghetto chick: I’m never having a baby. By the time I figured out I was pregnant I would have smoked so much weed that it would definitely be dumb.
–The Loews, Lincoln Square
Bimbette: I don’t think that crack is that addictive. It can’t be that addictive. I think people are just stupid.
–R train, 5th Ave
Man: Oh, he’s not Irish, he’s just stupid.
–8th Ave
