Woman to friend: They couldn’t tell if I was a man or a woman, and I think that was so cool!
–W 39th & 7th
Long-haired creepster with sunglasses: I’m a MILF.
–13th & 5th
Women on cell: Oh, no, sweetie — wear a dress if you want to… Honey, this is New York — no one blinks an eye at a man wearing a dress… Well, I don’t know if you should wear a cocktail dress or not. I would say heels are appropriate…
–Bed, Bath & Beyond, Lincoln Center
Hobo: I’m pregnant and it’s a she-he. Hahahaha! [Runs away.]
–Gold & Fulton
Overheard by: drinkingmycoffee
Lady on cell: Tomorrow I’m watching a transvestite get tried in court. I’m really excited. Apparently, when the cops did the pat-down, they had a male do the bottom half and a woman do the top.
–E 82nd & 2nd
Overheard by: McCarton
Two-year-old girl with tube balloon between her legs: I’m a boy! I’m a boy!
–90th & 5th
Overheard by: Genderfucker
Beer belly on cell: You know — she was one of those transgenders! That’s why she was so hot!
–Driggs & N 5th, Williamsburg
