80-year-old professor showing slide of two people and an orthosis: … And this picture is not S-and-M at all.
–Columbia Medical School
Overheard by: Shocked Student
Hipster: It’s not like we can’t dress her up in fishnets and tell her what to do.
–Bleecker & Cornelia
Four-year-old boy: Rough sex, make it hurt…
–Times Square
Overheard by: Suburban Liz
Chick on cell: I never told you! I ran into someone who was like, ‘I don’t know you, but I recognize you from a photo of you whipping another girl on my friend’s fridge’!
–Penn Station
Overheard by: McF.
Computer science professor: Never implement a remove method for the iterator interface. Whoever did that deserves to be spanked for a long time. Unless he enjoys it.
–NYU
