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The Gorgon Sisters Tour Manhattan

Old tourist lady #1: Nobody looks at you here. Nobody looks into your eyes.
Old tourist lady #2: They probably would if we were better looking.

–Midtown

  • Posted on September 10, 2006
  • Beauty, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Old People, Only in New York, Tourists, Women
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