The Intro to Every Horror Movie from the 80’s, in a Nutshell

Male 30‐something lawyer: I’m looking forward to this weekend. Me and my girlfriend are going camping.
Male 50‐something lawyer: The only thing I have left to look forward to is a quick, painless death.
Male 30‐something lawyer: Have you ever been camping?

–Livingston St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Big Larry