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The Number’s on the Bathroom Wall

Guy #1: Dude, why are you texting my girlfriend?
Guy #2: She texted me.
Guy #1: I am going to call the whore right now.

–Lincoln Park, 9th Avenue

Overheard by: Mike DeVito

  • Posted on December 16, 2005
  • Cell Phone, Dating, Gadgets, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Places, Relationships, Sex & Relationships
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