Dude: They don't like you because you're pretentious and make them feel stupid.
Chick: And the only reason they like you is because you make them feel smarter and look better in comparison. I win.
–Uptown 6 Train
Headline by: Andrew
Runners-Up:
· “Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman: At It Again” – Veronica Mars
· “Kenley Makes Micheal Korrs Cry at Fashion Week” – anne nahm
· “Now Buy Me The “I’m With Stupid” Shirt I Rightfully Deserve” – Paul K.
· “The Clinton’s New Sitcom Is Going to Be Great.” – treize
