The Rules Are Different For Male Strippers

Girl, accidentally touching guy’s hand: I’m so sorry!
Guy: That’s okay, you can put your hands wherever you want.

–1 Train

Headline by: Jared Rizzi

· “Female Muggers Everywhere Have a Breakthrough” — Mo Rod
· “He Has the Most Sucess at Petting Zoos” — Kelly
· “He Ran When She Eyed His Ass and Curled Her Hand Into a Fist” — Joel Moore
· “He’ll Regret This Statement Once Flesh‐eating Disease Sets In…” — James
· “How Fisting Came Into Existence” — Thug Audit
· “How Jimmy Lost His Wallet” — BabakganoosH
· “Purell’s New Ad Campaign” — blistexaddict
· “Why Frank Was Never Good at Twister…” — Amy

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