Blonde on cell: I’m totally excited about getting out of the city and camping for the weekend… Yeah… Yeah… No, I packed like six pairs of underwear — there’s no way I’m going to run out like last time.
–F train
Overheard by: only in NYC
JAP: Yeah, I lost my underwear there last night.
–50th & 6th
80-year-old man on cell: I’m over in the lingerie department. I’m touching all the panties.
–Macy’s, Herald Square
Overheard by: Kate Melvin
Drunk chick: She doesn’t even wear a thong! It’s like she’s a dude or some shit.
–W 10th & Hudson
Middle-aged man: So tell me, how do I unhook a bra?
–Brooklyn Bridge
Overheard by: Walking the bridge
