Fat Latina: I remember just squatting over her and stuffing it in her face.
–36th & Park
Overheard by: Confabulation Nation
Guy: It’s not the eyes in the back of the head, it the lack of a nose in the back of the head that’s the problem.
–N train
Overheard by: sara n.
Chick: My ovaries popped, and he’s giving me shit for it.
–Queens Blvd & Continental Ave
Overheard by: Jacquie
Guy on cell: They need new feet… I don’t know, to walk on!
–7th & 4th, Brooklyn
Chick: A uterus seems like a fun place to be!
–57th & 2nd
Overheard by: Sally S.
Man on cell: Baby, you are the only one who has seen my body! You are the only one who has seen my body!
–14th & 3rd
Overheard by: bildita
Chipper, early-20s redhead to blonde: Open your ears, woman! Do I have to use my tail?!
–116th & Broadway
