Columbia student: The Third Reich makes me sad.
–Columbia University
Overheard by: McFreaky
Two girls dressed as Marie Antoinette stop to pose for photos.
Effeminate Louis XVI: I say, let them have bush — I’ll eat the cake!
–Houston & 6th Ave
Professor: Sometimes there’s even a box, and the box will have Harriet Tubman in it.
–Silver Center, Washington Square
Crazy guy: Abraham Lincoln is gay! That’s right, gay! Come on, now, I read the papers! You think I don’t read the papers?!
–6 train
Man on cell: I will go down as the biggest fatherfucker in history.
–Wall St & Broadway
