Wednesday One-Liners Think Their Virginity Has Come Back

Guy on cell: I finally figured out why I have no sons — no woman will sleep with me.

–Penn Station

Computer geek: I was leveling up my Wizard… Man, I’m never going to have sex.

–Times Square

Overheard by: Irbs

Loud NYU chick on cell: So, there was this guy there that kept announcing he needed to get laid… Yeah, I know. And I’m thinking, ‘Dude, you don’t let the world know you need to get laid, you just get laid,’ you know what I mean? I mean, I need to get laid, too, but I’m not letting the world know that!

–Au Bon Pain, E 8th St

Black lady on cell: … So the doctor says, ‘Tell me about your sex life.’ I told him, ‘I don’t have a sex life. I hate everyone.’

–6 train

Overheard by: SilentButDeadly