Drunk singing to tune of ‘Proud Mary’: But I never did the Macarena, and I never caught the gonorrhea…
–Stanton St & Clinton St
Conductor: Folks, I’ve been having a recurring dream that I’d like to share with you. [Singing in high falsetto voice] I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…
–A train
Girl singing at fax machine: I’m bringing faxin’ back, yeah!
–Kinko’s, 54th St, between 7th & 8th Ave
Overheard by: jarett
Conducter over intercom: This is the last stop on the G train. [Two minutes later, conductor raps over intercom] G train — nah mean? Nice and clean for you bums that stayed on this train.
–G train, Court St
Overheard by: I Just Missed My Stop
Conductor singing over intercom: Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the blah blah blah…
–A train
Overheard by: Heather
Panhandler singing: I will pay you back!
–7th Ave & Christopher St
Overheard by: Rolfer
