Then By the Power Vested in Me, I Now Pronounce Us Husband and Wife

Flirtatious girl, about photo in fashion magazine: Do you think she's hot?
Embarrassed boy: She's quite attractive.
Flirtatious girl: Do you like her tits?
Embarrassed boy: Turn the page, please.
Flirtatious girl: Would you bang her?
Embarrassed boy: I would.

–Lincoln Center

Overheard by: Sunny