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Drunk #1: That girl’s got legs up to her lunchbox.
Drunk #2: Yeah, but there ain’t a lot of protein on them bones.

–Fred’s Bar, South Bronx

  • Posted on October 29, 2018
  • Bars & Clubs, Body Parts, Diet/Weight, Drunks, Private Parts, The Bronx, Vagina
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