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They Call That “Galileo’s Disease”

White girl: Since I quit, I have been blowing out the biggest boogers in the mornings.
Black guy: Boogers? I been blowin’ moons. Like the moons of Jupiter.

–1 Train

  • Posted on January 12, 2006
  • Always Bringing it Back to You!, Black People, Cleanliness, Health and Hygiene, On the Subway, White People
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