Those Low Rent Wednesday One-liners…

Tween girl: …when her water broke, she rode her bike to the hospital. How ghetto is that?

–B44 bus

Lady: They better give me my money back or I’m gonna get 7 on my side!

–K-mart, Staten Island

Overheard by: tony

Store guy on cell: Nah, man I can’t go out tonight! I’m broke! I just paid for an abortion.

–Pathmark, Cherry Street

Overheard by: Jubie D.

Suit: I need to go uptown, where they know the difference between a hot dog and a frankfurter.

–The Water Club, E. 23rd Street

Overheard by: Dave