Those Wednesday One-liners Ain’t Got No Home

Hobo: Punch me in the face! $20! Pay $20 to punch me in the face!

–11th & A

Overheard by: Ben F

Hobo: Can you help me out? You ain’t no brother, but you a cousin. And a white man said, “Ask not what your cousin can do for you, ask what you can do for your cousin.” What can you do for me, man?

–Brooklyn Heights

Overheard by: iiams

Hobo: Can anyone spare some change, or some food, an apple, a banana, a bacon and cheese omelet with hash browns?

–R train

Hobo: Miss, can I have a quarter so I can call you later?

–57th & 7th

Overheard by: CK Allen

Hobo: Damn, man! We got enough here for a bottle o’ vodka…and you want wine?

–Avenue A between 5th & 6th

Overheard by: Dave McKenna

Hobo: If you don’t have any money, but you’re really attractive, just give me a hug and we’ll call it even.

–F train

Overheard by: Fiona Lee