Conductor: Wakey! Wakey! Wakey! Wakey! Wakey! Wakey! Wakey!
–Penn Station
College girl: Oh, no-no-no-no. Do not even get me started on teacher-student fantasies, okay? I have dreamed about my senior year English teacher every night for months, okay? It’s magical, yet haunting, yet I’m terrified but don’t want it to stop. It’s taken over my mind. So don’t even try to compete with me on teacher-student fantasies. You will lose.
–Columbia University
Middle schooler: Sometimes, when I look at certain people, I feel so tired.
–School bus stop, 5th & 5th
Chick: I know, and I’m addicted to dreams, too!
–Broadway & Washington Pl
Overheard by: Janet
Conductor: We now return you to your regularly scheduled nap, already in progress.
–Metro-North, 125th St
