Station announcer: There is a Brooklyn-bound D-as-in-Double-U train approaching Broadway-Lafayette…
–Broadway-Lafayette platform
Man on cell: A is for fuckin’ apple!
–23rd & Broadway
Overheard by: Zarek
Child punching smaller sibling: A! B! C! D! E! F! G!
–6th Ave, between 8th & 9th St
Lady conductor: This is the Q train. That’s Q, as in ‘quickie…’ Which y’all better not be havin’ on my train!
–Q train to 57th St
Receptionist on phone: Is that Z as in ‘zebra,’ or Z as in ‘xylophone’?
–Doctor’s office, Queens Blvd
Overheard by: Heavy D
