Teen girl on cell: So, I ended up giving him head in a closet at Allie’s party. Am I a skank? Yes. Do I care? No.
–Starbucks
Chick on cell: I have casual, meaningless sex. It’s what I do. It’s like a cornerstone of my life… Yeah, so why is he calling me to tell me what he’s buying at the grocery store? It’s like, ‘Call your fucking girlfriend for that.’
–E 93rd & 2nd
Overheard by: aunt petunia
Man on cell: … Coming from a woman who’s having an adulterous affair. Yes, I’m a total slut. I take no offense at that.
–Broadway, between Prince & Spring
Overheard by: Leslie G.
Saucy chick: I was hoping you had a juicy connection to him via a slutty friend at Oberlin.
–Columbia University
Overheard by: Ladle
Chick on cell: Of course I will be in your wedding party, as long as you don’t call me ‘maid.’ I looked up the definition, and it means ‘sexually inexperienced.’ They don’t call it ‘man-whore of honor.’
–Bus stop, Flatbush & 7th Ave, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Lala
Dude to chick: Having self respect is too hard. You should be a slut. At least for a little while.
–Chambers St
Overheard by: maria
