Black chick to friend: Are you sure you want to invite them? They aren’t re-niggers, are they? You know, niggers that renege a lot?
–Dressing room, Roosevelt Field Mall
Overheard by: horrified in the next dressing room
Guy on cell: They fucked with me! I need to get into those classes, and now I won’t graduate ’til… Neveruary!
–9th & 2nd
Bimbette on cell: But you can’t lollygag! You can’t even textygag!
–Metro-North
Professor: Hmmm… Blackboard is down… That could be problematical.
–Baruch College
Overheard by: I Am McLoVey
Young mom to squirming toddler: Why is you beastin’?
–Lexington Ave
