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Tongue Costs Extra

Hobo: Anyone have a $50 bill?…How ’bout you?
Chick: What?
Hobo: Are there any rich people on this train?
Chick: No.
Hobo: You like me? Wanna give me a kiss?

–6 train

Overheard by: S.D. & S.H.

  • Posted on October 8, 2021
  • Girls, Hobos, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Money & Class, On the Subway, Sex & Relationships, Subway stations, platforms, etc.
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