Trust Us, Einstein: The Girl’s On To You, See?

Man: I want to change my access code. My girl’s got my access code and I don’t want her to have it no more. I don’t want her seeing my messages, see?
Customer service lady: OK. But that’s a Sprint phone.
Man: So?
Woman: This is the Verizon store.
Man: Oh. Really?

–Verizon, 86th between Lexington & 3rd

Overheard by: Carolyn