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Ugh, I’d Prefer the AIDS

Russki #1: You can have my girlfriend.
Russki #2: I don’t want your girlfriend, she has AIDS.
Russki #1: Use a condom.

–Staten Island

Overheard by: R

  • Posted on May 29, 2020
  • Advice, AIDS, Condoms, Default, Eurotrash, Relationships, Staten Island, Weirdness
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