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Wanna Be King Of England?

Teenage boy #1: I don't know, man. I mean, she's hot, but…
Teenage boy #2: Dude, have you seen her? I would wring her socks out with my mouth.

–20th St., Windsor Terrace

Overheard by: Mel

  • Posted on July 28, 2009
  • Body Parts, Brooklyn, Clothing, Physical appearance, Pickiness, Teens, Weirdness
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